Is it illegal to fart in public in Florida?

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asked Dec 20, 2021 in Law/Ethics by tommydopie (1,060 points)
Is it illegal to fart in public in Florida?

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answered Dec 23, 2021 by Rmarcum (1,060 points)
It is illegal to fart in public in Florida after 6:00 PM.

It's legal for Americans to fart anywhere they please but foreign farting is prohibited by federal law.

Back in the 1800s there were a lot of foreign immigrants cutting foreign farts in our major cities.

Some weird things that are illegal are.

No intoxicated skiing.
Cheese standards are regulated.
No 'lewd and lascivious' behavior before marriage.
It's illegal to kill Bigfoot.
No hunting on Sundays, unless you're killing raccoons.
No forbidding people from putting up clotheslines.
It's illegal to 'cause a catastrophe'

The craziest law in the world would be don't cut the cactus and even the cops can bite.

Other craziest laws in the world include.

Don't Cut the Cactus. Jumping Cactus in Arizona.
Let the Homing Pigeons Be. Homing Pigeon in Australia.
Flush Before 10:00 Pm. Flush Before 10 in Switzerland.
The Ban on Skirts in Italy.
The Cops Can Bite.
Offensive Gestures and Swearing.
50 Kgs of Spud.
No Mooning in the Hellenic Republic.

The weirdest law in Illinois would be.

In Evanston Illinois, it is unlawful and illegal to change clothes in a car with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire.

Other weird laws in Illinois include.

It is illegal to hang "obstructions" from the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.

Kites may not be flown within the city limits of Chicago.

Those under 21 can drink legally, but they must be enrolled in a culinary program to do so.

In Des Plaines, wheelbarrows with "for sale" signs may not be chained to trees.

In Decatur, it's against the law to drive a car without a steering wheel.

In Joliet, you must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

It's against the law to urinate on a street sign in Normal.

In Galesburg, no person may keep a smelly dog.

It's illegal to make soap in Normal, unless you have a soap-making license.

In Lincoln, you can be ticketed if you park more than 12 inches from the curb.

Mispronouncing is a misdemeanor in Joliet.

It's against the law in Bloomington to feed the birds if you live within a mile of the downtown square.

In Galesburg, no bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street.

There's a $1,000 fine for beating rats with baseball bats in Galesburg.

In Galesburg, it is illegal to burn bird feathers.

In Kenilworth, a rooster must step back 300 feet from any residence if he wishes to crow.

In Kirkland, bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of the streets.

In Moline, ice skating during the months of June and August is prohibited.

In Horner, it is against the law to use a slingshot unless you are a law enforcement officer.

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