Why is it illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub?

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asked Dec 19, 2021 in Law/Ethics by tommydopie (1,060 points)
Why is it illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub?

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answered Dec 19, 2021 by Veronica F (3,840 points)
It is illegal to eat oranges in the bathtub in California because the people in the 1920's believed that the citric acid in the oranges would mix with the natural bath oils and create a highly explosive mixture.

In states such as Arizona it is against the law and illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm.

In some states such as Arizona it is indeed illegal to keep a donkey in a bathtub.

If you allow your donkey to sleep in a bathtub, you're an ass.

If you allow it while you're in Arizona, you're a criminal.

According to a law made in 1924, it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs.

It is against the law to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 pm.

In Arizona, this law was brought into effect due to a public menace case in 1924.

A merchant used to allow his donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

The donkey survived, but locals spent a lot of time and manpower to save the animal.

In some states it is also illegal to sing in a bathtub.

However nobody is really gonna enforce the laws about singing in a bathtub and thankfully so because many people sing in their bathtub and shower and would be getting fined or even arrested.

A lot of these dumb laws that exist are not enforced anymore even though they may still be on the law books.

According to the law you may not sing in the bathtub in the state of Pennsylvania.

VERMONT: In the city of Barre, residents must bathe on Saturday nights.

SOUTH CAROLINA: Horses may not be held in bathtubs.

The Bathtub Singing Prohibition Act of 1969 was passed by the Pennsylvania State Legislature in order to force talented singers out of such cloistered confines and make them perform nude in public instead.

The statute garnered widespread support among voters — except party-pooping Quakers who vehemently opposed the measure.

So go ahead and sign in the bathtub or shower if you want too because nothing will be done about it anyway.

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